A primary two teacher asked the class:
Children, how many people did Jesus feed with bread?
The whole class was silent.
The teacher then said: whosoever answers the question, will have my two phones as an award of excellence.
A little boy then stood up and said: sir, Jesus fed five thousand people.
The teacher said: that’s so good of you my boy.
The teacher then gave him the two phones and said: ask me your own question so that I can answer and take back my phones.
The boy asked the teacher: What were the names of the five thousand people?
The teacher fainted. HAPPY EASTER IN ADVANCE???????